"hey guy, let's date. 'cause we're both something special, not straight. what i feel for you is groovy, so let's enjoy it. i think your sister's pretty but let's boy and boy it. i saw you wink and life is so much better now that we're in synch. i really like your smiling face, my beach house has a fire place. we'll watch reruns of will & grace, let's fornicate. hold on, hold tight. let's date."

-from marci x. too funny.