Part 1 -- The Basics

What's your name? ::: J
Birthplace ::: akron, ohio
Age ::: 28
Age you act ::: like a 12-year-old little girl
Eye color ::: green/blue
Hair color ::: brown
Right, lefty or ambidextrous? ::: right, but i do use my left hand for some things ; )
Zodiac sign? ::: pisces
Height? ::: 6'

Part 2 -- Describe...

Your heritage/nationality ::: whitey mcwhiterson.
Your hair ::: short. brown. clean.
Your fears ::: whales, cats that want to claw my eyes out, rubbing my eyes so hard that i pop them inside my head. hey, i never said they were rational fears. i'm serious these things freak me out and are thoughts that i have far too often.
Your perfect room ::: a big comfy bed, a massive cd collection, and tom welling or justin timberlake, and some water cause i have a fierce case of the night thirsties from time to time.
What you practically do in a day ::: what's that?

Part 3 -- What is/are...

Words you overuse ::: yo and like.
Phrases you overuse ::: true dat, that's funny.
Your first thought when you wake up ::: what day is it? am i late for work or up too early?
Your greatest accomplishment ::: learning how to tie my shoes.
Something you want to do ::: visit as many states as my grandmother did, and fall in love.

Part 4 -- This or that

Pepsi or Coke ::: dr. pepper, but i rarely drink pop.
McDonald's or Burger Kings ::: wendy's.
Britney Spears or Christina Aguilera ::: x-tina. i likes me skanks.
Chocolate or vanilla ::: vanilla.
Adidas or Nike ::: new balance.
Black or white ::: what? clothes? black.
Bills or Coins ((Think $$$)) ::: oh, thanks for clearing that up. um, bills.
Burgers or hot dogs ::: while i do like a good wiener now and then i'd go with burgers.
Egypt or France ::: no sure, never been. that's dumb.
Rock or rap ::: rock, acoustic rock that is.

Part 5 -- Do you...

Smoke ::: i've tried it but no.
Cuss ::: fuckin a ya a.
Sing well ::: define well.
Sing in the shower ::: yes i do, wanna hear?
Talk to yourself --a lot-- ::: all the time. i'm my best friend.
Believe in yourself ::: yes, and then no.
Like taking these longass surveys? ::: i don't mind.
Play an instrument ::: no, i used to play the trumpet in the school band.
Want to go to college? ::: sure, which one?
Want to get married? ::: i'm good thanks.
Want to have children? ::: sometimes. i used to think so, now i don't know. i want to have nieces and nephews.
Think you're a health freak? ::: i'm trying to be, i have been for the past year now. i've given up many things, but i'm still addicted to doritos. so i'll let you decide.
Get along with your parents ::: yep, i'm not the black sheep any longer.
Get along with your siblings? ::: yep, she's one of my best friends. even if she is a black sheep.
Think you're popular ::: i'm candy everybody wants.

Part 6 -- In the past month have you...

Gone out of state ::: yep. michigan.
Drank alchohal ::: what's that? oh, you mean alcohol. looks like someone was hitting the bottle while preparing this. yes i have.
Smoke ::: um, nope.
Get high ::: not in the past six months.
Done any drugs ::: again, not in the past six months.
Eaten an entire box of oreos ::: ick. hydrox cookies are better than oreos, and then still no.
Been on stage ::: i tried but they made me get off. i was dancing with ms. b and she made me get up on this stage with her and some dude asked me to get down informing me that only girls were allowed up there. whatever.
Gone skinny dipping ::: nope.
Been dumped ::: nope.
Dyed your hair ::: not in the last six months.
Stolen anything ::: nope.

Part 7 -- The Last...

Last dream ::: that someone was breaking into my house, it was a long odd dream.
Last nightmare ::: it's called my job, it's a recurring nightmare i face on a daily basis.
Car ride ::: the drive home from work. and a trip to michigan last weekend.
Last time you cried ::: on thanksgiving when i watched the myth of fingerprints. that movie makes me tear up a little.
Last movie seen ::: win a date with tad hamilton.
Last movie rented ::: marci x.
Last book read ::: ellen degeneres' new book "the funny thing is".
Last word said ::: night.
Last curse word said ::: shit the bed. i say that a lot.
Last time you laughed ::: tonight while watching the real world. brad's message cracked me up.
Last phone call ::: adam.
Last CD played ::: a mix from christopher.
Last song you listened to ::: "flicks" by frou frou.
Last annoyance ::: brad on the real world san diego.
Last IM ::: kia.
Last weird encounter ::: this cute guy at the concert the other night. he tapped me on the shoulder so lightly that i almost didn't feel it. then he asked me how tall i was and how tall i thought he was. when i guessed wrong he told me that i was taller than he was. then he explained that the girl he was with didn't believe him when he told her how tall he was. then he thanked me for letting him bug me. it was odd.
Last person you hugged ::: my little cousin.
Last person you yelled at ::: kim the evil bitch at work.
Last time you wore a skirt ::: never.
Last time you've been evil ::: i'm not evil, just a trouble maker.
Sarcastic? ::: 24/7.
Last time you fought with your parents ::: when i was a teenager.
Last time you wished upon a star ::: like two years ago. it doesn't work, trust me.
Played Truth or Dare ::: a few years ago.
Spent quality time alone ::: sunday night.

Part 8 -- Randomness

Are you talking to someone on AIM ::: i was until she left me for american idol.
Do you feel lonely ::: nope, i truly love it when i have some alone time.
Ever TP'd someone's house ::: yep.
How about egging someone's house ::: nope.
Do you not like dislike not like me? ::: what the hell? who are you?
Ain't Eminem and 50 Cent just fine? ::: eminem has a nice body but he's ugly on the inside. and i'm not into fiddy cent.
Yo Momma ::: what about her? have you talked to her?
Ever been so hungry you felt like you could eat the person next to you? ::: um, no.
What do you think of George Bush? ::: i try not to think about him at all, it makes me too sad.
Any secret fetishes? ::: if i told you then they wouldn't be secret would they?
Do you like to wear chains? O_o ::: no, i have snow tires. (ba da bump).
How many languages do you speak? ::: basically one. i took five years of french, and can understand some spanish, but pretty much just the one.
Damn.. are your fingers tired? Cause mine sure are! ::: no, i like to exercise my fingers and hands. what? who? what?