random and boring


nikki: she just wants dan to watch while she fondles T.

me: i wouldn't mind dan watching while i fondled T.

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me: if i was pretty and stupid i'd probably get distracted by my own reflection all the time.

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D: he's cute.

me: yeah kinda, in that older guy pound me so hard that i can't walk the next day sort of way.