real world, san diego

dearest brad,

while i may find you pleasant to look at we have a few problems. to begin with, sweetie you're from illinois, not the bronx; what's with the accent? secondly, i saw more than enough of you last night to hold me over for the remainder of the season, well heard rather. could you just keep your mouth shut and stand shirtless in the corner of the room for the rest of the season? that'd be great, thanks. and please, that's enough talk about your size. either whip it out for all of us to see, or shut the hell up about it. randy has a far hotter vibe going for him and i just hope that your obnoxious meat-head ways don't prevent us from seeing a lot more of randy in the weeks to come. that hair, that crooked smile, that real accent...sigh. now he's a boy worth coming back for every week. glad we could clear that up. take care.

J