so the other day i told my manager to bite me. she paused, put her papers down, walked towards me and bit me on the arm. it was so random that i was laughing about that for the next hour.

i think she did that to get back at me for walking up to her earlier in the day and petting her arm while singing to her: "sometimes when we touch the honesty's too much and i have to hang my head and cry" or however that 80s dan hill song goes.

i'm just glad she accepts and embraces the oddity that is me rather than judge. she gave up on trying to view me as normal long ago.