anger & forgiveness in under two minutes


mrs. b (texting me on ms. k's cell): hi, i'm mad at you.

me (texting her on mine): & why is that? wait, is this mrs. b?

mrs. b: you never returned my calls.

me: i left you voicemailage tonight & i texted u the other day.

mrs b: you're a liar, and i'm still mad at you.

me: p.s. i tried to hang out w/ u 2, 2 saturdays ago & u blew me off. i showered & was heading out & ms. k said u were n for the night so i came back home & cried.

mrs. b: you never called me and if you told ms. k we will blame it on her and hang out for your birthday i got you some cool stuff.

me: my b-day is too far away, i don't think we r partying until march. we have 2 be BRATS together b4 that!

mrs. b: aren't you doing birthday's on the 20th if not lets do it then or the 21st after bowling.

me: ms. k didn't say anything about that weekend. she said, "i will be with scott 4 the next few weekends because i love him WAY more than i love u & mrs.b!"