today

co-worker randomly singing (obscenely loud).

me, giving her my one raised eyebrow look.

her: oh, well that's not how the song sounds, normally it sounds a little more...

me: on key?

her: shut up.

me: rather than several different keys?

her: stop.

me: whereas your version sounds like the dying screams of a baby seal.

her: hey!

me: that's being clubbed to death.

me: slowly.