dolly parton is a really good actress

me: i got two sweet dvds for my birthday from the boy.

kia: which ones?

me: guess.

kia: please don't tell me it's center stage.

me: no. but i love that movie!

kia: of course you do.

me: steel magnolias.

kia: oh lord.

me: what? dolly parton is a really good actress.

kia: she's a singer.

me: guess the other one.

kia: not beaches.

me: it's beaches!!!

kia: on one hand you're like the gayest man ever, on the other you're just not. you love beaches and steel magnolias but you can't wear denim on denim.

me: i'm an enigma wrapped in a riddle.