farts, texts and a petition

reasons why my manager should hate me, but doesn't:

1. she has this smoker's cough, so she coughs a lot.
when she does cough i make quiet little fart sounds with my mouth that appear to come from her.

2. while working with her tonight i began to sing along to the muzak.
"after all" cher & peter cetera.
i sang it loud and proud in the best soprano style voice i could conjure up. for some reason she walked away from me.

3. when the others came over to tell us how they were doing things i proudly announced, "well our system is me doing all the work while she stands there watching me."

4. and the most amazing one of all. me sneaking up behind her and scaring her, as i often do. this time however i scared her so bad that she farted. louder than i will ever be able to believe. i laughed, i cried, i couldn't breathe for a good ten minutes. i eventually ended up in a head-lock.




twenty-five dollars worth of text messaging on this months bill is completely and totally out of control.




totally random.
yes it's almost 3am. yes i'm all cracked out on cold medication. yes i worked for almost 16 hours today. but i can't be the only one who is dying for kate & allie to come out on dvd, i mean come on. surely i am not alone in this? i need to get a petition started. who's with me? anyone? anyone...

i loved the maltese falcon episode when emma's dad sent her the gift that got them all into a mess. and the one with jenny singing "goodbye to you" to her loser boyfriend was pretty sweet as well.