finger food

her: did you hear what happened at red robin the other night?

me & nikki: no? (looking at one another, worried)

me: we were just there.

her: oh, well someone found a piece of a finger in their salad.

nikki: what?!

me: ick.

her: yeah, i guess someone was chopping something up and they lost part of their finger and then couldn't find it. it ended up in someone's salad.

nikki: maybe that's why i was so sick the next day?

me: no, that would be from the ten beers and one shot that you consumed.

nikki: i don't remember what salad i even ordered.

me: wasn't it the chicken finger salad?