how do you drive yourself anywhere?

her: it looks like they're celebrating something.

me: oh, maybe it was for mardis gras?

her: no, something else.

me: hmm, don't know.

her: oh it looks like cinco de mayo.

me: um, that's in may.

her: no, i'm pretty sure it's for cinco de mayo. i think it fell early this year.

me: cinco de mayo means fifth of may.

her: oh.

me: yeah.