minor confusion

when i was younger i was confused on the definition of what a gang bang was. i used to think that a gang bang meant getting beat up by a group of gang members. i used this word inaccurately on several occasions before i knew what it really meant. and i always wondered why people reacted so strangely to me saying that we were about to get gang banged.

a least i wasn't as confused as my friend gregg. in the fourth grade he took the term blow job literally and swore to us that it was more of a blowing rather than a sucking thing. i hope someone eventually set him straight on that one, because he was pretty insistent on standing by his definition.