ms. b strikes again

ms. b: why aren't you dating anyone?

me: because i don't really want to.

ms. b: why not?

me: i'm okay being alone.

ms. b: no. who are you interested in, let's find someone for you.

me: what's with the sudden interest in pairing me off?

ms. b: thinking of you alone makes me sad. i want you to be with someone.

me: well i'm fine, but thanks.

ms. b: can i tell you something?

me: yeah?

ms. b: if you're not with anyone, i know you're touching yourself.

me: goodbye.

ms. b: okay i love you ba bye!

me: freak.