screams

there once was this little boy who played with all the cool girls in the neighborhood. he laughed, he ran, he smiled. he rode his bike as fast as all the older kids. he screamed at the top of his lungs just like all of the girls. boys he just didn't get, but girls rocked. then one day one of the boys in the neighborhood asked him why he was so weird. why he followed the girls around. why he screamed like a girl.

from that day on the little boy never screamed again.