welcome back, nice cock.

me: how was your trip?

her: nice. we bought chickens!

me: you bought chickens?!?

her: yeah, two. ruby jean and little joe.

me: (silence) staring at her.

her: yeah chickens.

me: (silence)

her: it's the latest thing. people are buying chickens now.

me: (silence) making her regret ever opening her mouth.

her: lil' joe crows at 5am.

me: well i love cocks just as much as the next guy, but i'd be damned if i'd let one wake me up at 5am.

her: haha. we took pictures!

me: did you pose with it?

her: no but my husband did.

me: well it sounds like your trip was just a regular hillbilly hoe-down, wasn't it?