britney spears can lick my left nut

POSTPONED: GUND ARENA – THURSDAY APRIL 1 8:00 pm
RESCHEDULED DATE JUNE 29

Due to illness, the Britney Spears concert for tonight’s performance has been postponed. All previously purchased tickets will honored on the rescheduled Gund Arena date, June 29th at 8pm.

will honored? bitch can't even afford a proof-reader for her site.

en route to ms. b's i got the call. the bitch cancelled. i reminded ms. b that she said it would be cancelled when i bought her the tickets, since it was on april fool's day. she manned the tv, i hunted for a radio station with some news. ms. b was still hoping that it was nothing more than a prank. sure enough it was cancelled. ms b is convinced that her lip synching tape must have been chewed up by the tape player, had a mariah moment, and called the show off.

ms. b: oh hell no. i ain't seeing that bitch the night after we see our christina.
me: yeah that's like having a colonoscopy right after sex. biach.

and this is me all dressed up and nowhere to go. damn the man.

britney, just a heads up...
ms. b is gonna kill you. you don't want to be on her dark side.