i couldn't make this stuff up

her: so with guys it's packing fudge. then i guess with two women it would be licking the fudge bowl?

me: um, no. not exactly.

her: what? why not.

me: um, that's...no.

her: what? wait. what does that all mean?

me: oh man.

her: (to nikki) what do two women do together?

nikki: um, go down on each other?

her: see see?

me: um, it has nothing to do with fudge of any sort.

nikki: no, not at all. 'cause anyone can do that. you don't need another person for that.

me: wtf?

nikki: pack the fudge. you know, masturbate.

me: oh my cock! you're both hopeless.

her: oh fudge? fudge means...

me: yup.

her: oh. then i guess for girls it would be more of a honey pot?