"i'm not gonna work at the GAP vickie"

cutie: hi.

me: hey.

cutie: find what you were looking for?

me: (i did now) um, yeah.

cutie: good. oh this shirt is nice. it's cut small.

me: (are you calling me a fat ass?) yeah i tried it on.

cutie: so it should fit really nice on you.

me: (wa wa what?) heh.

cutie: (to nikki) he bought more than you, so he's the big shopper for the day.

me: so what do i win? (please say you, please say you)

cutie: (turning red) giggle. well there you go, have a nice day. stop back soon.

.outside.

nikki: oh my g.

me: what?

nikki: he was totally checking you out.

me: shut up.

nikki: um, i'm a girl i know when guys are checking someone out.

me: you also can't see two inches in front of your face, so i put little faith in you eye witness accounts.