now spit

while a night of heavy drinking followed by some dorito consumption may have seemed like a good idea at the time, let me just apologize to my dental hygienist who had to face the beauty that was my mouth this morning. how she got through it without gagging i'll never know. thank God the gas that was dying to make its way out of my body never did. at least not until i safely made it outside. #3 on the list of a "whole new you" was a success. i thought she was going to start sobbing and hug me when she realized that after twenty years of begging, i had finally started flossing every day. it's the little things i guess, glad i could make her day. filling out my card for my next checkup i thought, i don't want to be here in six months for that appointment. i won't be here.

of course i had doritos last night. of course i stopped at burger king for breakfast after my checkup. of course i can feel my ass getting fatter. so much for the stricter diet i've been sticking to for the past month or so. damn you burger king. damn my need for greasy food after a night of drinking. maybe i'll just walk on the treadmill for the next ten hours.