priceless

Ringo902: i have a dumb question.
GOODtobegreen: yes?
Ringo902: don't think i'm dumb, cuz i feel silly asking...
GOODtobegreen: eeek...
Ringo902: but do people still wear black at funerals?
GOODtobegreen: okay.
Ringo902: like... i have NO idea what to wear.
GOODtobegreen: oh my cock.
Ringo902: i'm not even sure i own black pants that fit me.
Ringo902: your cock?
Ringo902: wear your cock?
Ringo902: i'm confused now.
Ringo902: that would be inappropriate.
GOODtobegreen: i thought it was gonna be a personal question.
Ringo902: although my mom might enjoy it.
GOODtobegreen: and i was nervous.
Ringo902: oops.. sorry. shoulda gave warning.
GOODtobegreen: and i just fell out of my chair.
GOODtobegreen: and i'm laughing.
Ringo902: i'll ask one of those embarrassing personal questions later.