random, drunk, random

little miss lindsay lohan:

you were MY amanda's daughter on another world. the sight of your boobies falling out of your shirt on the SNL promos, um one word... NO.

kate beckinsale:

yes it's true i heart you. i heart you very very much. unlike anyone else, well other than parker posey, but let's stay on topic here shall we?
you, van helsing. me, not so much. this after underworld? don't make me rethink my love for you. you're better than this. now do a drama that will make me tear up. like now, yo.

to the boy who gave me suspect advice:

i tried your little "flex your ab muscles while walking" trick all day today. not sure what it did for the old abs, or lack there of. all i do know is that i found myself at full attention on three occasions while at work today. not such a good thing.

may:

mandy moore in chasing liberty on video, and saved on the big screen. nice.

"mary i see what you're looking at and so does jesus." that effing kills me.