thoughts for the day

1. how does one lose an entire outfit down a one mile stretch of road? i passed two shirts, a pair of pants, and a few other objects on my way to work this morning. odd.

2. you know how you can tell that you're about to be kissed? there's that pause, that slight hesitation. you can feel the other person make the smallest move closer to you. um, yeah. all i could hear was my inner monologue, voiced by one miss sara rue of tv's less than perfect, yelling:

"warning, warning. look away!"

i looked away. and with that, he turned and walked out of the room.

3. one hundred text messages in five days? to one person? clearly i have a problem.