workplace fun

manager: so what exactly do you hope to achieve by eating only a special k bar for breakfast, and yogurt and carrots for lunch?

me: a healthier lifestyle.

manager: (silence) confused look on her face.

me: a longer life?

manager: rolling eyes.

me: and a slammin' body.

manager: walking away, shaking her head.

- - - - -

manager: hand me that packing tape.

daniel: packing tape?

manager: yes.

daniel: packing tape. for packing boxes, toys, fudge...

manager: packing fudge?

me: (on the floor laughing)*

manager: what?

daniel: (laughing) you said packing fudge.

manager: i don't get it.


*yes i'm a five-year-old.