tales from the 9 to 5

episode three

manager: did you see the email i shot over to you?
me: nope. don't think so?
manager: oh well i sent you one earlier.
me: oh, well what's it about?
manager: oh it's there, just go check it.

(what i want to say): i am standing right here. you are right there. you have a voice. i have two perfectly functioning ears. why don't you just tell me what it said? or is it something that i have to use my little orphan annie secret decoder ring on to figure out?

(sadly, what i really say): sho nuff.