talkie talkie

manager: will you make me a new one of these, pretty?

me: did you just call me pretty?

manager: no. well you are, but no.

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her: what do you wanna do?

me: i don't care. i'm pretty much up for anything.

her: well i'm up for dinner and some drinks. i'm ALWAYS up for some drinks.

me: that's cool with me.

her: it's been a shit week.

me: heard that.

her: so drinks are deffinitely in order.

me: werd.

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manager: whose hello kitty camera is that?

me: it's mine.

nikki: i don't know.

me: nikki did you take that out of my hello kitty purse?

manager: what?

me: did you see my hello kitty lip gloss?

manager: lip gloss?

me: yeah, it keeps my lips smooth.

manager: for what?

nikki: for all of the blow jobs.

me: yes.

manager: you don't do that, do you?

me: well not today.

nikki: but it's still early yet.

me: yeah, i mean anything could happen.