and another

kia: when i was little i wouldn't eat anything with food coloring in it.
me: i still don't. well i did have green beer on st. patrick's day.
kia: of course you did. it had beer in it.
me: of course.
kia: and you're a drunk.
me: (giggle)
kia: what's the first step in realizing that you have a problem?
me: having kia tell you that you have a problem?

kia: someone needs to point it out.
hey drunk.
hey druggie.
hey sex addict.

keara: (in the background) hey macarana!
me: (dying)