for lack of anything better

manager: i don't like her.
me: oh? why not?
manager: i hate her hair.
me: well that's a valid reason.
manager: what's that called again?
me: it's a mulligan (dying inside)
manager: yeah that's right. mulligans are so stoopid.
p: what?
manager: her hair looks dumb, i hate mulligans.
p: mulligan's is the place that gave you the shits. that's called a mullett.
manager: oh?
me: (laughing)
manager: you suck.

a week later

manager: what's that haircut called again?
me: oh, you mean a magillacutty?
manager: yeah. right? yeah.
me: yeah, you're thinking of a magillacutty.
manager: yes, a magillacutty...