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ms. b: hey.
me: hey.
ms. b: whacha doin?
me: walking on the treadmill. you?
ms. b: you work out too much.
me: i have to.
ms. b: i don't work out at all.
me: you don't have to.
ms. b: i just ate some chips, two brownies and drank a coke.
me: must be nice.
ms. b: i got a new cell phone today!
me: sweet.
ms. b: yeah but when i turned it on i had 45 text messages.
me: what?
ms. b: yeah, i got a used phone. those fuckers.
me: your phone is ghett-o. nice.
ms. b: yeah, i'm going back there tomorrow and walking out with some free shit.
me: ooh! get a phone for me!
ms. b: you got it.
me: sweet.
ms. b: did you spend my money?
me: ha! no.
ms. b: well i had to ask.
me: i know.
ms. b: good. i don't want to get guido after you.
me: yeah. no. i don't want any broken knees.
ms. b: yeah, cause then you wouldn't be able to be on that treadmill for a while.
me: ha ha!