adult diapers, kiddie pools & handcuffs

D: (odd moaning sound)
me: did you just soil yourself?
D: yes, in the privacy of this room.
me: it's not really private if i had to sit through it.
D: but i'm wearing my depends.
me: ew, sick.  you are foul.
D: i have a glade freshener too, built in.
me: a glade plug in?
D: yes, a glade butt plug in.
me: goodbye.
 
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came home.  swore i was gonna work out.  didn't work out.  crashed on the couch.  watched once & again.  missed ten minutes while napping.  watched ashlee simpson throw a tantrum.  wondered why i was watching that show.  wondered what ryan cabrera was doing slumming with that spoiled brat.  hoped he was just using her for some air time, and to make a name for himself.  "cardnation"? it's carnation you crazy bitch.  called G to set up plans for tomorrow.  she was waiting in the car for her boyfriend.  she needs to get away.  i want to get away.  i'm glad we're getting away. 
 
me: paulie said to bring a suit if you want, he has a pool.
G: he does?
me: well he said it was more for cooling off, not for swimming.
G: like a kiddie pool?
me: yeah, i have no idea.
G: hmm, wonder what that's about?
me: maybe it's a tiny pool and we'll take turns sitting in it while everyone else stands around the outside watching us. 
G: (laughing) yeah, i'm good without swimming.
me: me too.
 
she called me back later to let me hear her boyfriend yelling at her in the background.  then i lost her.  wondered what was up.  called her back, no answer.  then she texted me to let me know he took her phone and threw it.  um, she needs to put an end to that shit.  made a mix for the party.  and now it's a little my so-called life, just one of the best episodes ever (the one with the handcuffs and the hooch!), and then i'm calling it a night.