also this weekend:

a family reunion for everyone else. the benefit of skipping out on it, for the wedding, was that i got to see my favorite relatives, while dodging the sketchy ones. i saw my favorite aunt, and three of my five favorite second cousins. we watched some power rangers, spider-man, discussed the sandlot (one of the greatest cinematic achievements in american history), played a lot of pool, and some dominoes. i sent my little cousins off with this loud toy cell phone that could bring tears to a deaf person's eyes. i'm sure that made the four hour car ride home lots of fun. *wicked grin* my aunt told me i look too skinny and i need to start eating something. she obviously did not see all the doritos, brownies, bacon and broccoli that i sucked down over the course of the weekend. mmm, love me some raw broccoli.

sis: so if she said he's too skinny what did she say about me?
mom: nothing. not a thing.
sis: oh. so basically she thinks i fat then?
mom: no!
K (my sis' boyfriend): (walking in the room) what did i miss?
me: our aunt thinks i'm too skinny and she's too fat.
mom: now that's not what i said.
sis: and she doesn't like you much.
K: what'd i do?

other highlights of the weekend:

apple pucker and sprite (thanks to mel), T's hot nephew jacob (umm...), sour apple altoids that turn your tongue bright red, val's hott shorts, my new orange tie that was a big hit, realizing that everything i wanted was right here all along.