BB5

chatted with ms. b last night during commercials for big brother, stuck with texting while the show was on. we agreed that cowboy has got to go. that accent is like nails on a chalkboard.

me: i hate it when he talks.
ms. b: and cries.
me: does he (jase) own anything with sleeves?
ms. b: can he live without that DAMN head band?
me: i think it's attached to his brain, assuming he has one.
ms. b: oh, that explains it.

this whole frat boy alliance needs to be stopped before it gets out of control. seeing scott on screen makes me physically ill. i want to have will's babies. diane is sneaky, she needs to go too. and jase's explanation for nominating mike? because he tried to create an alliance with asking jase's permission first. isn't that how these alliance things work? they're meant to be kept secret from some people. that's kind of the point. i'm with will, i want to see more shots of drew in his thong.

best line of the night:

"i don't know how much hard work the others are used to, but nurses don't do yokes." - will.