holly is special

so big brother 5 was pretty good last night. i didn't think it was possible to find ANYone more dim-witted than michele from last season. congrats to the casting office for finding holly. wow. yeah, wow. i'm pretty sure she's a robot. if scott does that creepy lip pose or looks at his own arms one more time i may be forced to go to that house and kick him out myself. after i vomit first that is. dude, high school ended for you about twenty years ago, you need to get over yourself. so far i'm liking drew (or is that really his brother?), adria, and will the best. talk about a shocking reveal when will told lori he was gay. was she really as surprised as she played it? i mean hello. but i do like him, and his accent. but i'll be pulling for drew, as well as hoping that he wins (har har). he's from ohio. he went to miami (shocker), and he's cute in that "i'm so damn cute but don't need to let you know it like jase and scott" sort of way. those two bitches will turn on him the moment they run out of gel for their hair, he needs to find himself a better circle to latch on to. hopefully there won't be any more "shocking twists", i can't take it! *insert eyeroll* my biggest fear is that one twist will have that cow alison returning to the show in some fashion. thank gawd she's busy being a bitch on the amazing race, hopefully that will keep her far from the big brother house.