if you're headless, what's $50?

so jules sent us all an email yesterday telling us about this former prison, that's supposed to be haunted, about an hour away from us. for like fifty bucks you get to spend the entire night roaming around the prison awaiting your early demise i suppose. each weekend night they allow small groups to do some scooby-style investigating. she thought it would be fun if our little circle of friends could make up the majority of the group. now i've seen enough horror movies to know that this little plan has "bad idea" written all over it. it will start out all nice and normal, someone will crack a joke or two to lighten the mood. but as soon as someone announces they'll "be right back", or some virgin wanders off to have sex in the woods, limbs will begin to be ripped off and we'll all wind up headless by morning. well, they will. i'll be the one running away at 8:05pm* screaming my head off like the twelve-year-old little girl that i am. possibly leaving a trail of pee behind me the entire way home.

*the event begins at 8pm.