it ain't easy being green

reason number 162 why i hate/love kia so.

little girl is minding her own business when out of nowhere she is linked to by one of my favorite authors in the whole wide world, one christopher rice. damn i hate/love her.

kia: guess who's coming over tomorrow?
me: if you say christopher rice i'm going to hang up on you.
kia: ha ha ha! no!
me: have you read his books?
kia: no. hello...i don't read.
me: oh. well i have, and i hate you.