just like jack & rosario

i just remembered getting engaged last night.  G and i decided that we'd get married so we could get a lot of nice stuff.  the plan was to then use the money to take a two week vacation in hawaii.
 
me: six months, and then we'd get a divorce.  i'd site irreconcilable differences.
B: the trick is to stay married long enough so you don't have to give the gifts back.
me: oooh, good point.
G: i could totally stay married to you.
me: as long as we could sleep with other people.
G: absolutely.  my boyfriend does that now.
me: we decided that she'd buy the ring, and i'd reimburse her with the wedding cash.
B: i have a ring right now that's not getting any use.  you could borrow it.
me: sweet!
B: someone might as well get some use out of it.

yay! i've always wanted my very own loveless, sexless marriage.  i so can't wait.  it's all about the giftage.