today, last night, tonight
me: i think he was flirting with you.
nikki: yay! an 80 year old man.
me: beggars can't be choosers.
nikki: that's all i ever get, old men and little boys.
me: at least that one had all his teeth.
nikki: why can't i get a guy my own age to flirt with me?
me: i know how you feel.
nikki: i give up, i'm gonna become a lesbian.
my thoughts on big brother:
oh cowboy, silly, silly dim-witted cowboy. are we actually pretending that you have ANY power in that house? really? we are? surely when you look into the mirror, that your "daddy" is flexing in front of, you can see the wee little puppet strings attached to your body. i shake my head at the sadness that is you.
will. how can you get cuter as the days pass? usually people begin to look a little rough the longer they remain in the house, but you seem to grow cuter each day. sigh. and your comment, "having to look at [drew] is like being a diabetic locked up in an ice cream parlor," made me laugh so hard. HOH is yours this week, i can feel it. then you can take the trash out.
karen never really did much for me prior to last night, but she won me over with the remark about jase claiming to be 28 and how deep his crows feet are. hilarious.
and drew. wow. drew from ohio. drew that lives near my cousin. let me pencil in a little trip to visit my cousin in the fall.
and now i'm on my way out to see before sunset with someone who is just as excited as i am to see it. who'd a thunk it? rawk.

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