because i really am that boring..
(after getting our ticket stubs torn and directions from the usher)
me: she gave me better directions than she gave you.
jules: that means either she thinks i'm a bitch, or you look like you need a little more help with things.
me: (laughing)
jules: i think she thinks i'm a bitch, most people do.
me: i think she thinks i'm slow. "he's obviously too stupid to be trusted to follow her, so i must tell him exactly where to stop and turn".
concession chick: can i interest you in a candy combo.
jules: no thank you.
concession chick: blah blah combo blah.
me: nope.
jules: maybe we should have said yes?
concession chick: (being snotty) it would have been cheaper.
me: except that what we ordered isn't part of the combo.
jules: (laughing)
me: so i'm not really sure how that would have worked for us. at all.
jules: (looking at sign)
me: see, our stuff is not on that.
jules: you're right.
me: that little bitch was lying to us.
us: (seeing add on the screen)
me: see, not what we wanted.
jules: what was she talking about?
me: i'm gonna ask to speak with a manager.
jules: (looking at my black bracelet) did you join the kabbalah?
me: yes, and i changed my name to esther.
jules: just not part of the red bracelet faith?
me: they were out.
had an odd diet of movies this weekend. friday was a cinderella story. some chad michael murray hottness. saturday was the whole ten yards. no comment. and the trip. loved it. a gay beaches if you will. except the two leads got it on, unlike bette and barbara. and sunday was the village. good movie. m. knight's lamest twist ever. but a good movie. maybe the fact that paulie called the twist three weeks ago ruined it for me, i dunno. something just isn't sitting right with me on that one. then it was the fluffer. not bad. not great. but not bad. followed by episode one of the playmakers. yeah, i'm not really sure what that selection was all about either. hopefully this week will bring me a little napoleon dynamite and garden state action. not to mention 13 going on 30 on dvd.
and can i just say, yay to big brother! hopefully by the end of the week diane will send one of the four
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