i'll call 911...from the bar across the street

them: did you go to the fire safety class?
me: no. i'm going to the afternoon one, yep, definitely the afternoon one.
them: okay, see you then!

deb: did you go to the fire safety class?
me: um no. i know how to use a fire extinguisher, i'm not stupid. stupid is them thinking that if this place catches on fire my ass is gonna be stickin' around long enough to put it out.
deb: (laughing)
me: i'm out the door.
deb: (still laughing)
me: forreal.