minor adjustments

i'm diggin' the new issue of details. the only change i'd make would be swapping the back and front covers. in my mind josh duhamel is on the cover this month, not joey(insert eyeroll). and when did details become the new A&F quarterly? not that i'm complaining mind you. not at all. so. many. shirtless. guys. huh? where was i?

me: hey.
D: hi. yes, my hair is now black.
me: oh, i didn't notice.
D: riiight.
me: okay, so i thought it was a wig.
D: what the?!
me: what? it looks fake.
D: i'll be right back.
me: wait, before you go. (adjusting her hair)
D: um?
me: your wig was crooked, i was fixing it for you.
D: ass.