[the birthday party]

showed up a little late. i wasn't sure what time everyone would eventually make it, and didn't want to be hanging out at the bar alone. got there when ms. k and her dude arrived. so we walked in together and looked around. they decided they had to pee, since they had already had a few beers by this point. so i was left standing alone holding all the gifts. dork party of one. surprising how many girls approach you when you're standing at a bar, arms filled with gifts. i thought i was going to die when this girl came up behind me, put her arm on my back, and whispered, "hi sexy", in my ear. my first thought was to drop the gifts and run. turns out it was ms. b's adorable friend gina, thank gawd. up walks ms. b, hugging me. when i realized that i was the only thing holding her up i knew what kind of night was in store for me. she made sure everyone knew we matched, both in black and white. we walked down to the lower deck which we pretty much had to ourselves. there was a sketchy old, and i mean like in his 80s old, man sitting at the bar grabbing some serious ass. wtf? ms. b was in rare form. we're talking forgetting that she was opening her gifts and walking off to find her beer rare form. too funny. too cute. the eye patch was a big hit. she stumbled around the bar wearing it as we all fell over laughing. a lack of depth perception doesn't mix too well with being seriously drunk. then she told her husband he could use it as underwear. then she tied it around her waist and announced that it was her chastity belt, i think everyone was unanimous in yelling, "too late". then she wore it around as a little hat. i did a birthday shot with the birthday girl. she did her best to get me on the dance floor, but i knew it would end with me carrying her off of it, so i passed. had three more beers, and sat and talked. someone how i ended up in the ultra butch male group and not the in the girl group (where i usually am) that formed at the opposite end of the bar. had minor flashbacks to junior high dances. we called it a night close to 1am. headed home, stopped at the bell for a little chili cheese goodness. taco bell never tasted so good, and i wasn't even drunk this time. watched BB5, channel surfed and made quite possibly the greatest discovery i've made in, oh who are we kidding let's just say for this week..

the postal service - against all odds (take a look at me now)

hotness. i found my new anthem, for this week anyway.