[damn the genitals*]

went tv shopping with the mom today. i've come to the conclusion that tvs are heavy. yeah, in case you didn't know. glad i could be informative, that's what i'm hear for. saw the cutest boy ever working at best buy. he was a hunkier and bald version of ian somerhalder. kicked around the idea of going back and putting a cd down my pants hoping that he'd pat me down, but i thought i'd behave since my mother was with me. don't want to send her to an early grave or anything. he was hott. i'm going back.

ran into rachel. my beloved rachel from the days or yore. i wonder if she still pees her pants when she laughs too hard? she turned and looked at me and we just smiled. she is as cute as ever. i think she might have been stoned, typical. i haven't seen her in like four years. she told me to stop back and see her since she's always working. seeing her totally made my day. well that and the amazing pasta we had for lunch. yeah, i'm a simple boy.

and i was already walking around with a smile on my face thanks to a little conversation i had with the adorable dream date. we're totally gonna run off into the sunset together once she finds a peepee. and i'd even be willing to overlook the peepee deficiency because i heart her so, for making me laugh.

i saw lots of young hot guys today with bald/shaved heads. is bald the new black? i kept tripping because i couldn't take my eyes off them. but it's kind of hard to flirt with cute boys with your mother in tow.

and i'm in desperate need of a new mix to listen to, so i'm off. yes, sadly that will be the highlight of my evening.

*a quote from the world famous pirate loving ninja herself.