[pirates are hott]

ms. b: MJ from the real world is ugly.
me: he has a very old looking face.
ms. b: no, you mean retarded looking.
me: oh yes, that's what i meant. i said old by mistake.
ms. b: are you coming to my birthday party saturday?
me: maybe.
ms. b: what do you mean maybe?
me: of course i'll be there.
ms. b: that's what i want to hear.
ms. b: i'll let you know when mr. b comes to bed.
me: don't get beat.
ms. b: i'll try to avoid the black eye.
me: oh, i'll buy you a pirate patch just in case, so you'll still look pretty on saturday.
ms. b: cool, it will match my outfit, black and white with a flower.
me: hey, i'm wearing black and white too. we'll rawk.
ms. b: sweet, mr. b can be my husband, but you can be my date. he won't hit you, don't worry.
me: sweet. we'll be hott. everyone will be jealous of us.
ms. b: always.