["you're not ever gonna know me"]

is it too much to ask that i want to find someone who not only gets, likes and appreciates the rules of attraction (movie and book) as much as i do but also has the desire to watch it back to back with american pie 2? the one and only time when dawson was considered hot. where dawson is hot. where jason mraz, yes the jason mraz, keeps making random bizarre cameos. where ian somerholder does gay and vulnerable so well that it can bring a tiny little tear to ones eye. where seeing ian makes me think of lost and all the open possibilities of the premiere, and how small his part was in it. where seeing kate bosworth makes me remember how much i always hated her, until i saw her in win a date with tad hamilton. where glory from buffy is slutty and not scary. where the snow scene at the stadium gets me every time. damn this pop culture tourettes syndrome.