[education]

me: i'm sure he has genitalia.
her: i'm sure he has two.
me: two?
her: is genitalia the thingy or the sack?
me: what? here. (handing her a dictionary)
her: oh, so it's the whole thing then?
me: yes.
her: then why does it say organs?
me: um, both male AND female.
her: oh.
me: (leaving room)
her: so it's the whole thing?
e: um, yeah.
her: i'm so confused.
me: do you need me to draw you a picture?
her: no.
me: i'm going to write a book about it.
her: oh yeah?
me: and i will call it, everybody has some.

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likes:
theo's back for battle of the sexes 2. *sigh*
shane, big rand, steven and frank meet the required eye candy status.

dislikes:
cartoon network moved the family guy to 11:30 now?!?
evil veronica and just plain mean rachel are back for BOS2. *boo hiss*