[say, say, say]

me: liquor, cold pills and lysol. woo hoo, i know how to party.
her: is the liquor for you?
me: yeah, i need to use something to wash the cold pills down.
her: that's not a good idea.
me: i'm kidding, the alcohol is for the ride home.
her: what?!
me: it's for the party.
her: oh, okay. just don't mix the two. that's what i did the night i was holding the large black dildo as they were sliding me across the dance floor on my back.
me: oh, aka a typical tuesday?