[what's that smell?]

i bought this deodorant that was supposed to smell like clean cotton, or whatever. i thought, "how could you go wrong with smelling clean?" instead it smells like flowers. so i’m walking around smelling like someone’s grandmother. nice. even better, flowers make me sneeze. so i can't stop sneezing thanks to the grandma smell coming from my pits.

i came across the Garden State poster today. it will look hot next to my Eternal Sunshine Of the Spotless Mind one. i can sit and stare at them while i type.

i awoke with the song, “I Love Your Smile” by Shanice bouncing around in my head. WTF? let me just say once you get that one in your head, there ain’t no gettin’ it out.

oh, no. it happened in the most sneaky and underhanded way. i’m kickin it the other day while jetting off to somewhere amazingly fab like target or the gas station and i fell for this song. “is this new britney?” i thought to myself. “i hate her, ashlee sucks too. they make the money while the people with real talent have a hard time selling out concerts when their tickets are like $10...” but anyway, back to the song. i loved it. then last night i found out it’s a song by my nemesis lindsay lohan. it’s too late, i’m too far gone to turn back now. i love her single. damn her and her big boobs too.

every time i see the promo for the new season of Alias i come this close to peeing my pants.

and this is rawking my world. it’s not sweet enough that the song is used in the trailer for closer, oh no, they don’t stop there. the video actually has clips from the movie in it. this leads me to believe there’s a pretty good chance the song will make an appearance in the movie. i can’t stop watching it.