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why are people incapable of making left hand turns without crossing over onto my side of the road?

why do people insist on crawling through a turning arrow, guaranteeing that at best two cars will make the light?

i guess these are questions without answers, much like why ashlee simpson still has a career.

i attempted to buy some deodorant today. as the cashier at target picked it up to scan it, the cap fell off. "um, did you know the cap was loose on this?" she asked. "no, no i did not." i smiled. "um, yeah, and it looks like someone used it already!" she said pointing to the dark hair from some sketched out nasty person's armpit. i mean come on! how hard up are you that you have to go to target and STEAL A SWIPE OF DEODORANT? she then informed me that it happens all the time. that people are truly disgusting. and that she wouldn't recommend that i take it. i thanked her for being so observant and went to the parking lot to vomit.

perhaps the same crazy lady who was violently shaking the closed gate to the pharmacy (they were on their half-hour lunch break) was the deodorant bandit. i gave her a look and just shook my head at her as she announced, "maybe that will get someone's attention." i wanted to ask her if that was how she got attention when she was locked in her cage at home, but since she outweighed me buy at least two hundred pounds i thought it was in my best interest to keep my mouth zipped.

the freaks were out in full force today.

i tried my best to get into the da vinci code after hearing EVERYone gush about how great it was. i just couldn't get into it, so i put it down. then when news broke that tom hanks was set to star in the film adaptation it made me want to read it that much less. but after ms. b told me that she couldn't put it down and read it in two days, i decided to give it another crack. it's getting better now that i'm over one hundred pages into it, so we'll see. picturing tom hanks delivering the lines that i'm reading however makes me want to drive back to that target parking lot and vomit again.

ten to twelve inches of snow is set to hit here within the next few hours. that should make for an interesting weekend. i do have my book and three seasons of felicity on dvd to get me through, should i get buried.

currently blowing my mind:
straylight run - existentialism on prom night