[like my body?]

saturday night i met up with ms. b & ms. k for dinner. i had to park two parking lots away and walk to meet up with them. apparently applebees was the place to be at 9:30pm on saturday. we placed our order and then did the catching up thing. i didn’t realize that i hadn’t seen either one of them since the halloween party. they played around with my new phone and took pictures of random restaurant objects. ms. b was there the night before and she made fast friends with the bus boy. he was kinda cute, but like ms. b pointed out he looked a lot like B. he did, blah. as she was filling us in on how much money he makes, and that sort of thing, he happened to walk by and discover us talking about him. that prompted him to spend the rest of the night hanging out at our table. we love to make new friends with the people who bring us our food. that happens to us whenever the three of us go out to dinner now that i think about it. the food was good, and the conversation made me laugh a lot.

we were playing around with the skillet cozy thing that came with ms. k’s meal. it was long and tube-like and slipped over the handle of the skillet. i took a picture of it. it was kind of dirty and had odd burn marks on it as if it had one time been on fire. i told ms. b that i was going to make her kiss it. she then informed me that she would rather lick my ass. much to our delight the guy at the next table over heard her and looked over at us in horror. we tend to have that affect on people.

after dinner we made our way to ms. b’s to watch a movie. ms. k and i got scolded for talking too loudly and giggling while ms. b was trying to watch the end of Hush. tt least she was polite about it when she said, “i’m going to have to ask you to shut the fuck up, please.“ i laughed and told her that at least she had manners and asked us nicely. so we sat and whispered while looking through an old issue of star magazine. then we got scolded again for excluding ms. b. i had another airhead moment when ms. k told me that josh duhamel was still dating fergie and i of course thought she meant sarah ferguson, the artist formerly know as the duchess. once i saw the picture of fergie from black eyed peas i realized my mistake. ms. k did her killer impersonation of anna nicole from the trimspa commercials. i tried to quote it too but i ended up saying, “want a vespa,” instead of viper. that had us laughing for a while. then everything we saw we tried to incorporate into the commercial. ms. b thought we were freaks because she had never seen the commercial. so she kept flipping channels in an effort to find the stupid thing.

we exchanged our gifts from christmas too. as i was opening my one gift from ms. k i saw lance bass’ face staring back at me. “i see lance bass!” i said as i opened it, “sweet you got me an nsync purse.” it was a jewelry box with two layers that looked like a little purse. i told her i was going to tear out the inside of it and use it as my carrier for my xm radio. the sad thing is that i saw it at the dollar store a month or so ago and was too embarrassed to buy it for myself. leave it to her to get me a gift like that, that i secretly wanted.

after the gift exchange we decided to play "name that tune" by channel surfing the digital music channels. i of course kicked some major butt, no surprise there. i left the country songs for ms. k, but got most of the other ones. when beyonce came on we all three sang, “oh i love to love you baby” very high and very off key. that’s when i announced that something was seriously wrong with the three of us. if i didn’t know an artist i would just sing the song before it came on, this seemed to impress ms. b. yeah, i have mad skillz. every time we hit the hard rock one i would just yell out Gwar in a growl like voice. by 2am that was pretty funny. that and making up our own trimspa commercial. after doing that for close to thirty minutes we started ordering videos form the i-control thing on the cable box. i wasn’t allowed to watch gwen stefani, so i had to settle for liz phair.

by the time 3am came around, and after we finally got to see the much hyped trimspa commercial, i headed home. that was the most fun i’ve had in a long time. and we were sober too. complete fools, but sober fools.