[my jessica simpson moment]

her: his head looks stupid bald.
me: i didn't see him.
her: some heads look good bald, and some don't.

*i assume she's being her typical perv self, and that she's talking about two different kinds of heads.

me: how can you tell the good one from the bad one?
her: it's in the genes. (i of course heard it as jeans)
me: har har.
her: if he's naturally bald he looks good, a shaved head looks odd.
me: oooooh.
her: huh?
me: nothing.