[inferno v. 2.0]

dear mtv,

in anticipation of your latest version of the inferno i thought i'd give you my thoughts, since i know you've been waiting to hear from me. so here goes...

"the bad asses"

abe: is he still cutting himself?
beth: well, someone has to go home first.
ct: thank you. seriously, thank you.
dan: sweet, hopefully he'll get some air time, his commentary was hilarious on your one special.
derrick: next.
karamo: maybe he'll be moody and distant and tell everyone that he's not your normal run of the mill homo.
rachel: again?
tina: i love her, i wanna see her beat someone's ass.
tonya: i wonder if she'll be slutty and dramatic, for a change.
veronica: see rachel above, but with much more hate.

"the good guys"

brad: poor brad, i wonder if he's still pissed?
darrell: yawn.
jamie: hey! weren't you on that one episode of real world san diego?
jodi: wow these good guys are harder to write about.
jon: you're kidding right? is there some sort of huge market for retarded cowboys in reality tv? didn't you lose on big brother 5? oh, you're the other cowboy of reality tv? my bad.
julie: what the?!? how can she be a good guy? she tried to murder someone, granted it was just veronica, but still. i wonder if she still has horse teeth?
landon: *insert eyeroll*
mike: i liked him better when he was all crazy and coral talked him down from his mental breakdown.
robin: yay! like i always say you can't go wrong with a girl with gigantic boobies. i love her.
shavonda: i really wanted to like her on real world philly style, i really did. to be honest i was hoping for sarah, because she rawks.